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Now you can send a blow-up doll for any occasion!

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That's right! Target proudly presents blow-up doll humor for any occasion. This is only a sample of the cards you can choose from on your next shopping excursion. I have to admit that these are quite possibly the most entertaining cards I have seen in awhile and I would buy one in a second. I mean the card contains at least five stages of humor: 1. There are blow-up dolls that you are supposed to relate to. 2. There is some witty little line about the blow-up doll scene. 3. The satire emerges. 4. You can't believe what you are seeing. 5. It sets in...there are blow-up dolls on a greeting card. I approve.

A Picture Ode to Kiel

Because sometimes in life you meet people with so much spirit it must be shared. Click the title for the album.

Alright, "its business time!"

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After you are done reading this fabulous story from the July road trip be sure to click on the title for a special surprise. So if you ever find yourself driving through Nebraska on I-80 be sure to stop at King Kong Burger! I believe this is a one of a kind gem in the middle of nowhere, well actually just East of Lincoln. From the highway just look for the giant King Kong in the sky. Once you arrive, you can enjoy all the wonderful gorilla decor, including a Gorilla band which looks like a knockoff of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic version still haunting my childhood. After you have settled into the "jungle" and absorbed the ridiculous extent of which this theme has been applied to the restaurant, you can take a look at their amazing menu. Ryan and I came back to this place for their huge Gyros, but the Kong's smallest burger comes in at 1/2 pound with the range ending at the King Kong with some insane amount of pulverized cow overwhelming the little bun. After eating ...